On Monday, the Discovery Channel announced its newest reality series: Rednecks vs. ISIS–Only the Strong Survive. The show starts on August 6, 2018, and will air in the 8:00 p.m. time slot.
In this exciting new series, an ISIS training camp has been established in rural Northern Georgia. The camp, which has been provided to ISIS free of charge, contains 1,000 acres of land, perimeter fencing, living quarters, infrastructure, shooting ranges, power, telephone, internet, and all-terrain vehicles. Sounds like a sweet deal right? However, following their training the ISIS recruits will have to exit the camp and make their way through the local populace in order to return to civilization.
NGEFTO interviewed Cody Lee and KayLee Sanford who live next to the camp. According to Mr. Sanford: “It’s on. It’s on like Donkey Kong, brother. I want to see an ISIS terrorist make it past my house. I’m sighted in and I got night vision out the ying-yang. And that ain’t all–but the rest is need to know. Any terrorist makes it past me is the better man.” Offered the opportunity to comment on this story, ISIS issued the following statement: “Prepare to be defeated. The glory is to the Prophet.”