1. Is this site associated with the real the ONION?  NO!  This site is not in any way associated with the Onion.  In fact, these are stories that were not good enough to be published in the ONION.
  2. Are any of the stories on this site true?  NO!  This really is fake news.  Nothing that you read on this site has any bearing to a real event. It’s a joke.
  3. Why does this site exist?  Because there are things about this world that make me laugh and I want to share them with you.