Moosic Street voted Scranton’s most scenic neighborhood!

Moosic Street voted Scranton’s most scenic neighborhood!

Despite strong competition from North Scranton, West Scranton, South Side, East Mountain, and Minooka, Moosic Street has been voted Scranton’s most scenic neighborhood.  It’s the twenty-second year in a row that the local neighborhood has won the coveted title.

On Monday, NGEFTO interviewed Ira Kaufman, America’s top lessee’s rights lawyer, who once again served as the judge for this year’s Scranton’s Most Scenic Neighborhood Competition.  “I know it seems unfair that Moosic Street wins ever year, I get that. And my heart goes out to the residents of North Scranton, West Scranton, South Side, East Mountain, and especially, Minooka.  But I ask you to accept reality, there simply is no part of Scranton that is prettier than the intersection of Moosic Street and South Webster.  It’s just a fact and you are going to have to get used to it-they’re going to win every year.”

GWF seeks LTR

24 YO GWF ISO of same for LTR.  We will agree to move in together before we meet, talk to each other, or exchange pictures or emails.  If you are committed to this relationship I will send you our apartment’s lease agreement for signature.  SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY to editor@ngefto.com

SWF ISO of nerdy man

SWF ISO of nerdy man

I’ve had to dump several rich, handsome, athletic men because I just wasn’t that into them.  20 YO SWF ISO of nerdy, overweight guy to teach me how to play video games and to have a torrid no-strings attached relationship.  Replies to editor@ngefto.com.

Think “The L Word” (but hotter)

Think “The L Word” (but hotter)

Beautiful lesbian couple (think “The L Word” but hotter) ISO of middle aged man with a dad bod to enhance our relatonship.  Discretion assured.  Reply to editor@ngefto.com