Are you sick of your kids going to sissy birthday parties with prancing pirates in tights and make-up and effeminate comic book superheroes?  Help your son host a MANLY birthday party.  Potential themes include: the military, fighting terrorism, shooting guns, shooting bows, deer hunting, use of weapons of all types, repelling carjackers, MMA, & fighting home invaders.  Special requests accepted as long as they are MANLY.