LET ME BE YOUR OZZY!

I will be your Wizard.  I’m Snowblind for your love.  You will be my Master of Reality.  We can be War Pigs together.   We’ll be Fairies Wearing Boots forever.  We will find Technical Ecstasy.  38 year old Black Sabbath fan ISO SWF for LTR.   You must like Black Sabbath.

LOOKING FOR LOVE

53 year old SWM lives with his mother.  Looking for LTR with a beautiful, slim, athletic woman 20-25 years old.  Let’s burn my family’s basement down with our love.  Must be nice to my Mom.

WITH A REBEL YELL

We’ll play Little Round Top, Devil’s Den, and the Peach Orchard. Then we’ll move on to Culp’s Hill and Cemetery Hill. We’ll finish with our own Pickett’s Charge. Civil war reenactor seeks slim woman, aged 20-26 for long term relationship.  It will be really hot if you understand Civil War ordnance.