Controversy at school board meeting

On Monday, a group of determined parents from Valdosta, Georgia, once again battled with the Lowndes County school board in an effort to force curricula change.  At issue, Lowndes County’s requirement that all students pass Introduction to Football (Football 100) and...

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Local Man’s Confession

On Monday, Fred Curnutte admitted to his wife and the world that in fact, he never had herpes. “I came of age in the 70’s” said Curnutte.  “Everyone except me had herpes.  How could I admit to my wife that I was so uncool that no woman had ever given me an STD?”  For...

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Local Competitor Defies the Odds

Over the course of the last month, more than a hundred students at the North Carolina School of Science and Mathematics have developed the flu and many have missed as much as three weeks of school.  However, Eric Bettner, the Research Triangle’s highest rated...

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Angry Woman Preserves Data

On Monday, Kate Kirk took steps to ensure that her grudges against her ex-husband are preserved forever. NGEFTO interviewed Ms. Kirk who had this to say: “My lawyer asked me not to talk about this.  But I’m pissed off and I want the world to know what an asshole he...

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Middle Aged Man Sues School Board

On Monday, America's best lessee's rights lawyer and local resident, Ira Kaufman, sued the County School Board because none of his teachers had sex with him while he was a student. Given the onslaught of publicity about teacher-student sexual affairs, Kaufman wants to...

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