NGEFTO PERSONALS

WSM

SWF ISO of nerdy man

I’ve had to dump several rich, handsome, athletic men because I just wasn’t that into them.  20 YO SWF ISO of nerdy, overweight guy to teach me how to play video games and to have a torrid no-strings attached relationship.  Replies to editor@ngefto.com.

Barren & Bitter

Yeah asshole, you also probably think it is funny to marry a woman, refuse to have kids, and then divorce after she’s barren so that you can have kids with your 25 year old Miss Thing.  Thank you God for the cosmic joke that men, who can’t raise kids worth a shit, can have children until they are 120 and I, who would make the world’s best mother, am divorced and barren at 48.  Bitter DWF, 48YO seeks WM for fun and possible relationship.  reply to editor@ngefto.com

KO BBW, ABD PHD at UCLA,  seeks TDH WASP, DDS, with BMW for B&D, R&R and GMO BLT in MST B&B ASAP.  RSVP @ editor@ngefto.com.

MSF

LET ME BE YOUR OZZY!

I will be your Wizard.  I’m Snowblind for your love.  You will be my Master of Reality.  We can be War Pigs together.   We’ll be Fairies Wearing Boots forever.  We will find Technical Ecstasy.  38 year old Black Sabbath fan ISO SWF for LTR.   You must like Black Sabbath.

LOOKING FOR LOVE

53 year old SWM lives with his mother.  Looking for LTR with a beautiful, slim, athletic woman 20-25 years old.  Let’s burn my family’s basement down with our love.  Must be nice to my Mom.

WITH A REBEL YELL

We’ll play Little Round Top, Devil’s Den, and the Peach Orchard. Then we’ll move on to Culp’s Hill and Cemetery Hill. We’ll finish with our own Pickett’s Charge. Civil war reenactor seeks slim woman, aged 20-26 for long term relationship.  It will be really hot if you understand Civil War ordnance.

LGBT

GWF seeks LTR

24 YO GWF ISO of same for LTR.  We will agree to move in together before we meet, talk to each other, or exchange pictures or emails.  If you are committed to this relationship I will send you our apartment’s lease agreement for signature.  SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY to editor@ngefto.com

Think “The L Word” (but hotter)

Beautiful lesbian couple (think “The L Word” but hotter) ISO of middle aged man with a dad bod to enhance our relatonship.  Discretion assured.  Reply to editor@ngefto.com

OTHER

Christian Wife Needed

Theology student looking for wife.  Height, weight, & race unimportant.  Sole criterion: you must help me understand Acts 1:3.