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As Christmas approaches, The LEGO Group fights for its corporate soul

As Christmas approaches, The LEGO Group fights for its corporate soul

by ngefto | Nov 11, 2018 | Politics, Uncategorized | 0 Comments

(Billund, Denmark)  As the Christmas buying season approaches, a civil war has erupted within the LEGO Group that will define the company for a generation.  At issue, the decision whether to market Lego's "Build the Wall" kit during Christmas this year. Earlier this...

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Racial Tensions Ready to Erupt—Mayor de Blasio Looks for Solutions

Racial Tensions Ready to Erupt—Mayor de Blasio Looks for Solutions

by ngefto | Aug 19, 2018 | Local, Politics, Uncategorized | 0 Comments

For the third straight day, city leaders desperately looked for solutions to resolve New York City’s escalating racial tensions.  At issue, the city’s use of the “white man means walk” signal at New York’s pedestrian street crossings. The protests started six months...

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Carter White House: Hookers and Blow 24/7

Carter White House: Hookers and Blow 24/7

by ngefto | Jul 28, 2018 | Politics, Uncategorized | 0 Comments

On Monday, Jimmy Carter finally confirmed long standing rumors regarding prostitutes and cocaine use in the Carter White House.   Carter, one of our most cerebral Presidents, was publicly known for his humanitarian programs and relentless pursuit of peace in the...

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